It's done; and sod Hermione if she finds out. Her Mum was insatiable and because of my problem so was I. We shagged for ever and I left her sobbing hysterically and begging me to return, her "mystery lover". Nice to know she'd never been satisfied like that in her entire life.
Thinks: if Hermione and her Mum have been having it off and she finds out what I've done with her Mum she'll be livid, of course, but also jealous as hell. Still, if she wants to sample the Shag Meister's wares she's more than welcome.

Current Location: In hiding

Been out of commission all week. That was no fun. I need fun. Owl me some fun, please.

Feeling in need of stimulation. Send urgent owl with fics on any of my interests.

Current Location: Hogsmeade
Current Mood: naughty

I'm beginning to think the owl has died. Try an e-mail.